Gaybones for Sex Church
I think some consideration needs to be pointed towards selling off Nevada and attempting to annex portions of Canada – the cooler parts, like BC and Toronto. Quebec’s way too far north.
That all stems for me being gaybones over Sex Church. The band isn’t new, nor is there anything just being released from these Beisters (I don’t believe I made that up to refer to folks from British Columbia, but I’m still clever). Nor do I think the band would be interested in having their hometown absorbed into the most northern portion of Washington State. It would probably just end up being referred to as North Seattle or some such nonsense anyway.