UJ3RK5 - "Anglican" (Video)

There're as many reasons why UJ3RK5 is unknown as there are why the band isn't famous. As to the latter point, it'd be difficult to succeed in a country while simultaneously mocking it's state religion. Good try, though, the song's boss.

Tyvek in Memphis...

“Frustration Rock” remains one of the best songs recorded during the aughties. And it’s included on the Third Man Live disc Tyvek issued through Jack White’s imprint. The Detroit connection didn’t do anyone harm. The recording of these songs, which spans newer junk and older works comes off as being kinda dumbed down. Granted, Tyvek’s music might be considered dumb in totality by some. But there’s a ham fisted approach to the band’s catalog. And even the aforementioned “Frustration” winds up being sludgey and approaching hardcore’s hard rock contingent.

The guitar sounds all weird and think on “Stop Start.” Much like Nothing Fits, issued earlier this year through In the Red Records, differentiating between works here and other stuffs might just come down to becoming accustomed to better fidelity. If you try real hard, you might even understand some of the lyrics. Third Man Live doesn’t wind up being essential. But it was probably for collector types in the first place.

Angry Punk Rock Music

Where did it all go?

I think we can all agree that we are living in trying times. We are engaged in two or three wars depending on your views of what we are doing in Libya. The housing market has collapsed. Gas is skyrocketing towards five dollars a gallon. We got a country completely divided on any major topic. The job market is barely existing. All of of us people under thirty are looking at quite an uphill battle. So I can ask where the hell is all the good punk rock music.

     I just listed off a litany of reasons for young people to be pissed off about yet where is the fervor, where is the anger. A little about me I am a music nerd. I'm always up on the newest trends in music seeking out the new good stuff. But more than anything I love punk rock music. It's the best. The greatest thing about punk rock music is that it's vital. That is filled with energy. Whatever that singer is singing about couldn't be more important to him at that moment. That's why if I go back and listen to "California Uber Alles" by the Dead Kennedys it sounds as current today as it did back then. Punk rock is music for when you are pissed off.

     Except when I go looking for new punk rock music I'm not finding it. Yeah, there are still plenty of bands bashing out the three chords talking about getting girls and getting drunk. But where is the rage. When I am pissed off I have to go find music from other decades to blast to fulfill my need of righteous anger. Sure the Bush years we're good for some little angry rhetoric music. But these angry political songs where from Bruce Springsteen, or Sheryl Crow. Like them or hate them we can all agree there best skills are not capturing the anger and vitriol of the youth. Sadly one of the last good angry punk rock albums was from the man himself Jello Biafra and the Guatanamo School of Medicine. Here is a singer who is still good and pissed off. But he's in late forties now. C'mon on young kids get it together.

     Titus Andronicus is one of my favorite punk rock bands working today. And don't get me wrong they have there anger. Except they're still pissed about the Civil War and the fact that they are from Jersey. I want to see them take aim at the heart of our country. The Black Lips another great punk band except they're too busy getting wasted in bathrooms or being naked onstage. They aren't really ready to attack the problems are facing the youth in this country. Emo became a force in a music for a while there except instead of getting angry about the problems facing them; they just got really sad. Not exactly what I'm looking for when I'm good and pissed off. Sadly the last really good angry political punk rock music I heard was another band out of Jersey called Thursday. Man, how much does Jersey suck that all these political bands keep coming out of it. And even that record is four years old.  What else is there Green Day's American Idiot. That album is closer to in ten year reissue that it is to sound current and vital.

     Maybe I should stop blaming the bands. Maybe I'm not looking hard enough. But I know that in the 80's and 90's you couldn't walk into a record store without seeing the poster of some local band that is playing good angry punk rock music at some local dive. I walk into the cool music store now and I'm not seeing that poster. What am I seeing bands that almost exist ironically. Which if anything is just a waste of time. Or I see and hear bands who want to be punk rock but just can't take that last step to look uncool up there and just let it rip. So I guess more than blaming the musicians I am going to blame the youth and myself. I'm just old enough to not be a youth and just young enough that I can still go to punk rock shows and not seem like the weird guy against the wall. So by being in this age bracket I feel like I am in a unique position to complain about the state of youth and there music.

     With so much going on this world I get the feeling that the youth of today is overwhelmed. They are being pulled a million different ways by a million different things. Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, friends, family, what's actually going on in the world, the lack of any jobs. It's as if they are being overloaded. Also this current generation along with the one before it seem to be afraid of looking uncool. That the worst crime to be committed is to care about something so deeply that you are passionate about it. So they we just sit around and absorb all that's going wrong and just take it. So here's my advice for up and coming bands. Who cares what you look like. Just plug that guitar into that amp, turn the knobs to eleven, and scream into the microphone.  And whatever you are screaming about make sure it matters to you and nobody else. And believe me we will all be listening. Because we need it.

Tar and Its Singles

There’s really no way I would have stumbled onto Tar at this point. Granted, the trio was one of a buncha Chicago bands affiliated with the Am Rep stable dealing in rock cum punk and noisome disturbance. Surely, Tar’s albums come in somewhere around the midway point of Hüsker Dü and Pavement, but with less of a unique take on things.

The reason I ran into this group, though, is that on its forth single, the 1990 Solution 8, the band goes and covers “Non-Alignment Pact” by Cleveland’s own weirdoes, Pere Ubu. That Ohio band’s been covered a few times in the past – including takes by Living Colour and Seattle’s Mudhoney. Seeing as the Ubus were a relentlessly singular group, for a few years until Mayo Thompson showed up, at least, it becomes relatively difficult to cover the band and do it well.

In each group’s attempts, there’s an understandable urge to redefine whatever composition’s being versioned, but in Tar’s case, sticking close to the original resulted in a weird stew. Tossing in an expletive, something Ubu’s David Thomas didn’t do frequently, works to the band’s disadvantage as does guitar feedback approximating a synthesizer during the song’s opening moments. It’s not a bad effort – in fact, the song’s maybe the best approximation of the CLE group – but by the time it’s over, The Modern Dance feels like it should be listened to in its entirety. Either way, the ‘A’ side, “Solution 8” sounds like its gonna be a hardcore track, but winds up in Hüsker’s territory. That’s not really a snub, just a fact.

The Boneless Ones: Skate Punk Gets All Metal and Junk

When someone tosses out the phrase ‘skate-punk,’ it’s usually followed by a discussion of East Bay punk bands from the eighties or maybe NOFX. But for the most part, the more metallic side of things is left out. The Boneless Ones, who were around the Bay back then, were not really metal, but capable of incorporating some hard rock leanings of that other genre while writing songs about shredding and that old red dude with horns.

Suicidal Tendencies might be pretty funny to listen to at this late date. The Boneless Ones don’t go and get that ridiculous, but there are few moments on Skate for the Devil that listeners will find worth going back to over and over again. If this soundtracked your teenage years, though, you get a pass.

What’s most amusing about all of this is the fact that the Boneless Ones only have two ways of opening a song. One option, as on “Rock and Roll Slob,” is to begin with a bassline rumbling around, just busy enough to fool a few folks into thinking this was a technically proficient band. Maybe the following guitar solo was proof. Or maybe it isn’t. Depends on one’s opinion of wanking in the middle of an almost punk track.

The other way these guys went about starting songs was to include some low key, purposeful cerebral guitar chording. “We Believe in You” is all Chuck Berry practice before the Boneless Ones take it into boring rock territory. Whatever the case, though, the band’s gonna appeal to some hamfisted, dull eyed thirty five year olds who remember the glory days.

 

 

White Pigs on Dope

There’s something to be said for the first few Corrosion of Conformity releases. And really, early Metallica wasn’t to awfully either. That doesn’t mean, it needs to be endlessly revisited, but you know. About the time as both of those acts were working in weird combinations of punk influenced metal and hardcore, there were scores of other crews wrangling the same base instincts, but rarely culminating in the same sort of success. That being said White Pigs have their moments even as the band’s available recordings are mixed and matched from various parts of its convoluted career.

Beginning in 1980, the Hartford based act combined gruff vocals and basic punk tunes with a bit of over the top guitar work, included for self aggrandizement as much as anything else. The troupe disbanded within two years, leaving no recordings behind. It wasn’t until the following year that the band reconvened, but only included the original bassist who picked up some singer named Brian Ripthroat (whoa.) The group’s first single included these folks. But the follow-up counted a new guitarist. There, apparently, wasn’t enough shredding. More personnel shifts ensued and by the end of ’84, White Pigs sported none of its original members even as this latter line-up found the most space on wax and even a few well distributed compilations. Of course, being the mid ‘80s and the band not favoring the spandex version of metal there wasn’t a tremendous future for ‘em. By 1990, everything was history and the band’s collected works – recordings spanning its career and endless line up changes – had been issued.

Songs of Sin remains the band’s singular statement of purpose. It’s pretty well flawed, but counts as the most lengthy release in White Pigs catalog. There’s a six minute song called “Body Parts.” It’s hard to tell if that’s cool or utterly ridiculous. But either way, the track gets pretty close to thrash territory while the band’s singer drones on about eternity. Funny, that. Sitting alongside more punk related fair – “Live for the Fire” – the song serves to properly display White Pigs evolution over time. Whether or not any of the line ups here are going to be enormously engaging depends on listener’s ability to assimilate taste to aggressive music’s various voicings. Regardless of one’s aural proclivities, there aren’t too many people who are going to be capable of resisting the charms of a reimagined “Musnter’s Theme.” White Pigs get ridiculous.

The Kids - "I Feel Alright" (Video)

The Kids were monstrously catchy. Why they didn't find a bigger fanbase in Belgium's an utter mystery. Seriously, on par with the Ramones. And not as dumb.

Shannon and the Clams: East Bay Beaches...

Um. The Bay Area might sport some enticing shoreline views, but one thing it doesn’t have are a spate of hospitable beaches. The poorly named Ocean Beach, right down there near Golden Gate Park and its open air drug mart, is kinda gross, rife with nasty lookin’ hobos, but above all, the water’s not warm. The water isn’t really any better in the East Bay – although the Emeryville Marina’s hospitable, unless it’s a holiday or you run into a buncha fisherman. So, naming a band, based in Oakland, Shannon and the Clams, then going on to proclaim beach bands as sturdy influences while wearing vacation gear rings a bit hollow.

Oh, the music. It ain’t band, if not ridiculously similar to the wealth of Bay Area acts mining classic garage sounds and doo-woppy harmonies. Issuing a few discs on 1234 Records didn’t hurt these Clams even as the band doesn’t seem to sport a wide reaching fan base. This isn’t a case of band wagon hoppin’ gone wrong. Shannon and company just seemed to have inserted a bit too much girl group crooning for the general (read: underground) listenership to pick up on. Efforts like “Surrounded By Ghosts” are incredible base solely on its vocals. The musical accompaniment gets a bit dicey and winds up being interchangeable song to song. Wrapping the mediocre package up are all those traditionally sappy love songs – apart from the aforementioned track, of course. If compared to that new B. Spears album, this rules. Compared to anything else mining the same influences, it’s just average.

Double Negative: Double Rad

In the same way there’s not much left to do with hip hop, punk and hardcore have ostensibly run their individual courses. It’s not the fault of bands still performing this sorta music, but hearing the same thing over and over again should have become pretty apparent at this point. So, it’s strange when new hardcore groups are held up as the pinnacle of the music. Remember Sex Vid? Yeah, they were pretty cool. But the band didn’t do anything at all unique. Their performances were mostly just Boston retreads. As a side, though, it’s interesting to note that at this late date, there’s not a buncha stuff that approximates Bad Brains or Minor Threat, Boston bands serving as an easier template to work with.

Whatever one’s opinion on the state of current musics, Durham’s Double Negative began issuing music back during 2007 or so, The Wonderful And Frightening World Of Double Negative being the band’s earliest long player. Given the band’s fan base, assumed to be an assortment of Southerners and hardcore hardcores, it’s not a tremendous surprise to find no one’s made mention of the fact that Double Negative’s album references the Fall pretty openly. In name only. The music here’s SSD/FUs pretty much all the way. What’s funny – and there’re a few things – is the band opening this disc with forty four seconds of feedback as if the gesture’s either artful or unique. It’s not.

Either way, soldiering through eleven tracks in less than twenty minutes is usually a good sign when examining works of this nature. There’s no need for Double Negative to bolster one minute songs like “Looking at the Rats,” with its pretty sad sack lyrical stuffs, with anything flowery in the music department. The band does take a few different tempos apart while working with sturdy hardcore tropes. “Retro Abortion” feels as if it’s been recorded before, or at least had its lyrical concerns addressed elsewhere. The shock-value title on this one, though, does what it’s supposed to and continues the album’s general blitz on the way to a quick climax.

The weird thing about The Wonderful and Frightening World…, just like a bunch of other hardcore releases, is that if they’re issued as a record, it takes no time to listen to one side, making revists seem like a waste. And if you’ve got this thing on CD, it’ll just be a pain to play in your car. Good thing no one buys stuff anymore.

Eire Apparent

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Eire Apparent

Eire Apparent was an Irish band I really enjoyed in the 60s. They had a really unique sound and wrote some great songs. Their only album, Sunrise, featured Jimi Hendrix on guitar and was produced by Hendrix. The band broke up in 1969 and members went on to play with other groups. Here is a song titled “Yes I Need Somebody.”

 

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